You love trees. You love plants. You love wildlife, and nature in general. "Save the Planet"?.... meh. Earth has been around for billions of years, and shall remain for billions more until the sun goes MLG Red Giant and consumes it.  More like "Save Humanity". 
Would the Erewhon® "au naturale" crowd believe these designs to be in line with their ideals, or poking a bit of fun at them? I suppose it really depends on how much kombucha they've consumed on that particular day.​​​​​​​
ECO BLWR
ECO TNK
ECO ARMY
ECO PWR