Combine arguably the worst design ever put to four wheels, questionable workmanship, poor visibility, dangerous elements, terrible rear head room, and subpar durability... and put the PRESIDENT in it?? Great idea. I'm all for it.
A tank museum and a monkey attraction...within a short stroll of each other? Surely, nothing bad could ever result. I mean, it's not like the monkeys are going to learn how to operate... waitaminute...
Haggis, head cheese, gelatinous okra, Limburger cheese, a dollop of lard and cocktail sauce with extra Worcestershire, between two slices of canned New England brown bread with a side of blood sausage and a moldy pineapple chunk as a chaser. Served on a "borrowed" slab from Stonehenge. "Aiyee! D'licious! A childh'd fav'rite w'th a New W'rld spin. Me mums w'uld be pr'ud!" -- Gordon Ramsay.
And please write this all down, because somebody WILL ask you "What the Hell IS THAT?!!!"
This has been scientifically proven at SpaceX, at least according to John Oliver. I swear! It was on Last Week Tonight... so you know it's true.
Taco Bell 24/7, but only for a couple more months. I can FEEL it. Crypto is about to "go to the moon". Just load up that bus pass for 30 more days, and then Lamborghini, here I come (latest Crypto-crashing scandal in 3....2...1...).
What IF Han Solo left him on Hoth to become a "permanent fixture", and what IF the Empire captured him, and what IF they re-constructed him to be the ultimate weapon... but then his circuits got zapped and he started wasting EVERYBODY?! Answer: the greatest sequel that was never made.
Your new favorite "must-see-TV" is here... the Disaster Channel -- 100% disasters, 109% of the time. Wanna feel better about yourself? Watch others suffer the wrath of mother nature. Upset about the rain today? Witness an entire village getting wiped off the face of the planet by a typhoon. Chainsaws outside unnerving you? Sit back and bask at the terror that is an F5 tornado. Your eyes and your TV shall become one.
