WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
A tank museum and a monkey attraction...within a short stroll of each other? Surely, nothing bad could ever result. I mean, it's not like the monkeys are going to learn how to operate... waitaminute...
THE SCOTTY YANK
Haggis, head cheese, gelatinous okra, Limburger cheese, a dollop of lard and cocktail sauce with extra Worcestershire, between two slices of canned New England brown bread with a side of blood sausage and a moldy pineapple chunk as a chaser. Served on a "borrowed" slab from Stonehenge. "Aiyee! D'licious! A childh'd fav'rite w'th a New W'rld spin. Me mums w'uld be pr'ud!" -- Gordon Ramsay.
And please write this all down, because somebody WILL ask you "What the Hell IS THAT?!!!"
eX'd OUT
The Boird... has been given the woird. Hey, with so many Fortune 500's bailing, there's more ad room for the little guys, right?... right?
CRYPTO SWEAR JAR
Taco Bell 24/7, but only for a couple more months. I can FEEL it. Crypto is about to "go to the moon". Just load up that bus pass for 30 more days, and then Lamborghini, here I come.... can't wait!!!
NEXTDOER
Not the same name. Not the same font. Not even the same color, so back off floral dress "imma-gunna-report-you" lady at the end of the block. This concerns neither you nor your "I-know-the-law-because-the-internets-told-me-so" hubby.
GOLDENROD
What IF Han Solo left him on Hoth to become a "permanent fixture", and what IF the Empire captured him, and what IF they re-constructed him to be the ultimate weapon. Answer: the greatest sequel that was never made.
THE DISASTER CHANNEL (Light Shirt)
Your new favorite "must-see-TV" is here... the Disaster Channel -- 100% disasters, 109% of the time. Wanna feel better about yourself? Watch others suffer the wrath of mother nature. Upset about the rain today? Witness an entire village getting wiped off the face of the planet by a typhoon. Chainsaws outside unnerving you? Sit back and bask at the terror that is an F5 tornado. Your eyes and your TV shall become one.
THE DISASTER CHANNEL (Dark Shirt)
Your new favorite "must-see-TV" is here... the Disaster Channel -- 100% disasters, 109% of the time. Wanna feel better about yourself? Watch others suffer the wrath of mother nature. Upset about the rain today? Witness an entire village getting wiped off the face of the planet by a typhoon. Chainsaws outside unnerving you? Sit back and bask at the terror that is an F5 tornado. Your eyes and your TV shall become one.
COLOR THEORY
SALSA THEORY
TRUCK OR TANK (Light Shirt)
TRUCK OR TANK (Dark Shirt)
